thoroughly insane, and irrevocabley romantic.

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via -gorgeousnightmare)

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8 hours ago
everythingmuah:

everything fabulous that is my simple request

everythingmuah:

everything fabulous that is my simple request

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Posted
18 hours ago
my bf:*doesnt reply*

me:[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf:my bad I had to pee. 

me:I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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20 hours ago

michigansmanofmayhem:

blameitallonherroots:

taylorfiercebuaya:

third-round-charm:

*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*

wait do girls really do this?

As much as we can

accurate

Y’all are the devil

(Source: downtomarsgal, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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20 hours ago

alexaunderground:

dismalhues:

nicolejanelle:

tinyhousesgalore:

Tiny house built by Heirloom Custom Tiny Homes in Oregon. See more here!

Crying

THIS IS A CRIME.

I wanna build a tiny house so bad and raise a tiny little family in it!

(Source: tinyhousesgalore, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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Posted
20 hours ago
thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM

thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM

(Source: fat-grrrl-activism, via theofficialariel)

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Posted
20 hours ago

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via mydrunkkitchen)

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Posted
20 hours ago

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

(Source: best-of-memes, via theofficialariel)

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Posted
20 hours ago

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

(Source: seawolph, via mydrunkkitchen)

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20 hours ago