thoroughly insane, and irrevocabley romantic.

3pithimia:

gaywitchesforabortions:

sarcasmcupcakes:

ivefxllenforyoureyes:

wethetragedy:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

This is fucking great.

And here is the culinary side of tumblr losing their shit

HOW do you fuck up a croissant so bad?!

cooking disasters are my total fave

WHY are there TWO eyes on the minion??? And fake horror teeth on the porcupine cake? What did you think was going to happen!? 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lorrettadicketownnl)

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trinitymemes:

trinitymemes:

trinity-buttz:

youtubersrunmylife:

This is what I say in my head when Grace, Hannah or Mamrie upload an instagram photo

I’m going to reblog this until i die omfg

I want this to play at my wedding.

i’ve been laughing for 50 years at the thought of me sneakily tip toeing down the isle 

(Source: beambouncer)

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17 hours ago

trinitymemes:

Grace's epic cooking tutorials.

I’ve only ever made a faghettiwich and it was actually really good.

(via trinitymemes)

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h0odrich:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'

h0odrich:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'

(Source: four-big-idiots, via ruinedchildhood)

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rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

(Source: mycroftly, via -gorgeousnightmare)

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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via -gorgeousnightmare)

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sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

(Source: thesassycat, via -gorgeousnightmare)

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