why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE
|my bf:||*doesnt reply*|
|me:||[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]|
|my bf:||my bad I had to pee.|
|me:||I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛|
*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*
wait do girls really do this?
As much as we can
Y’all are the devil
THIS IS A CRIME.
I wanna build a tiny house so bad and raise a tiny little family in it!
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.